Gardening Dad Jokes

Why do flowers always drive so fast?

They put the petal to the metal!

What did the seed say to the soil?

I'm really growing on you!

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato!

Why are herbs so well-behaved?

They always have good thyme!

What kind of socks do gardeners wear?

Garden hose!

Why did the gardener quit his job?

His celery wasn't high enough!

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

A current bush!

What's a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer!

What do you call a garden that sings?

Elvis Parsley!

Why was the gardener so embarrassed?

He wet his plants!