History Dad Jokes

What did Benjamin Franklin say after his kite experiment?

That was truly shocking.

Why was the medieval blacksmith always stressed?

He had too many irons in the fire.

What did the Spanish conquistador say when he found gold?

This is a real treasure — Inca-redible!

Why did the mummy call in sick to work?

He was feeling a little wrapped up in things.

What did the samurai say to the comedian?

That joke was cutting edge.

Why was the history exam on Ancient Greece so hard?

Because all the answers were myth-leading.

What did the Renaissance painter say when he finished his masterpiece?

I'm done — I've been framed enough already.

Why was the archaeologist always broke?

His career was in ruins.

What did the Aztec calendar say to the Gregorian calendar?

Your days are numbered.

Why did the ancient Greek philosopher refuse dessert?

He had too much on his Plato.