Why was the Thanksgiving soup so wealthy?
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Money dad jokes are a rich source of puns about banks, coins, taxes, and the cost of living. These jokes are free to share and guaranteed to produce a return on investment in the form of groans. They're perfect for accountants, tax season, or anyone who thinks financial humor is worth investing in. No credit check required.
Why don't pennies ever win debates?
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What did the judge say to the counterfeit bill?
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Why did the dollar go to the doctor?
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What do you call a fish that handles loans?
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What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
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Why did the ATM go on a diet?
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What do you call a debt that's always cracking jokes?
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Why did the hedge fund manager bring shears to work?
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What did one check say to the other at the dance?
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