Why was the nickel always the center of attention?
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money
What do you call a dollar bill in a blender?
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Why did the mortgage feel so possessive?
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What do you call a penny that tells tall tales?
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Why did the accountant break up with the spreadsheet?
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What did the wallet say after Thanksgiving?
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Why don't bills ever feel lonely?
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What do you call a dinosaur that's good with money?
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Why did the coin go to the doctor?
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What did the investor say to the stock market?
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