Music Dad Jokes

What did the bass say to the fisherman?

You've got me confused with someone else — I'm in a band.

Why did the organ player get locked out of the church?

He lost his keys.

Why did the rapper visit the dentist?

Because he needed a new grill.

What do you call a musician who just drank a cup of coffee?

A hyper-active beat dropper.

Why did the guitar player get kicked out of the band?

He kept fretting over everything.

Why did the conductor always carry a map?

He didn't want to lose his place in the score.

Why did the music note fail the test?

It was only a half step prepared.

What do you call a piano that needs a bath?

A filthy rich instrument — it has 88 keys and none of them open anything.

Why did the composer stare at the blank page?

He had writer's block — it was a rest.

What do you call a snake that sings?

A boa-ist.