Nature Dad Jokes

Why did the cloud break up with the fog?

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

What do you call a snowman in July?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Why do trees hate tests?

What did one volcano say to the other?

Why did the sun go to school?