Nature Dad Jokes

What did the tree say to spring?

Why was the pine tree always in trouble?

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Why did the weather forecaster bring a bar of soap?

What did the dirt say to the rain?

Why do rivers never get lost?

What did the thunder say to the lightning?

Why don't flowers ever drive safely?

What's a mountain's favorite candy?

Why did the gardener plant lightbulbs?