I went to a wedding where two satellite dishes got married.
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I went to a wedding where two satellite dishes got married.
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.
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My wife says my obsession with tower defense games is childish.
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I used to run a dating service for chickens.
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda today.
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I tried to make a pencil with two erasers.
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My ceiling isn't the best, but it's up there.
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1I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
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I told my son I was named after Abraham Lincoln.
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My neighbor knocked on my door at 3 a.m. asking for sugar.
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