Puns Dad Jokes

How do you make a 'one' disappear?

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

How do you make a hankie dance?

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

How many seconds are in a year?

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?