What do you call a shoe that tells lies?
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Why did the lamp get invited to every party?
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What do you call a penguin who steals things?
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Why did the optometrist fail his exam?
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What do you call a detective who solves crimes at the bakery?
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Why did the nail feel so important?
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What do you call a guitar that gets everything wrong?
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Why did the calendar break up with the clock?
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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
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Why did the stadium whisper?
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