What do history teachers and trees have in common?
They both focus on their roots.
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20 Best School Dad Jokes
Homework-approved humor for students and teachers.
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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Why was the science textbook feeling overwhelmed?
It had way too many problems — and they were all physical.
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Why did the student bring scissors to class?
He wanted to cut class.
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Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?
It had a really good point.
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday school.
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Why did the reading teacher go to the beach?
She wanted to test the waters of her next chapter.
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What do you call a sleeping classroom?
A bored room.
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Why did the lunch tray apply for a promotion?
It was tired of being pushed around.
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Why did the art teacher get promoted?
She could draw conclusions.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent.
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Why did the feline fail the lie detector test?
Because he be lion.
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Why did the English teacher go to court?
She lost her case — and her briefcase.
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Why did the globe feel dizzy at school?
The teacher kept making it spin.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Why did the student eat his math homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi.
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Why did the skeleton fail the music exam at school?
He had no body to practice with.
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Why did the student take a ruler to bed?
To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
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Why did the biology student break up with the chemistry student?
There was no reaction between them.