Why was the science textbook feeling overwhelmed?
It had way too many problems — and they were all physical.
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20 Best School Dad Jokes
Homework-approved humor for students and teachers.
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Why did the student take a ruler to bed?
To see how long he slept.
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?
It had a really good point.
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Why did the student eat his math homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi.
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Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
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Why did the English teacher go to court?
She lost her case — and her briefcase.
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What do you call a sleeping classroom?
A bored room.
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
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What kind of school do you go to if you're a giant?
High school.
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Why did the spelling bee champion never lose?
She always had the last word.
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Why did the school calendar break up with the planner?
Their days together were numbered.
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Why was the geometry teacher always happy?
Everything in her life had a point.
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Why did the student stare at the orange juice carton?
It said concentrate.
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What did the school bus say to the students on Monday?
I'm wheelie not ready for this week either.
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Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday school.
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Why did the student bring a mirror to the exam?
For self-reflection.
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Why did the lunch tray apply for a promotion?
It was tired of being pushed around.