20 Best School Dad Jokes

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did the student take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.

Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why did the student eat his math homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi.

Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?

It had a really good point.

Why did the English teacher go to court?

She lost her case — and her briefcase.

Why was the geometry teacher always happy?

Everything in her life had a point.

What do you call a sleeping classroom?

A bored room.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

Why did the globe feel dizzy at school?

The teacher kept making it spin.

What kind of school do you go to if you're a giant?

High school.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems.

Why did the student stare at the orange juice carton?

It said concentrate.

What did the school bus say to the students on Monday?

I'm wheelie not ready for this week either.

Why did the school calendar break up with the planner?

Their days together were numbered.

Why did the spelling bee champion never lose?

She always had the last word.

Why did the student bring a mirror to the exam?

For self-reflection.

Why did the lunch tray apply for a promotion?

It was tired of being pushed around.