Why did the student take a ruler to bed?
To see how long he slept.
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20 Best School Dad Jokes
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Why did the student bring scissors to class?
He wanted to cut class.
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Why did the skeleton fail the music exam at school?
He had no body to practice with.
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Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
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Why did the reading teacher go to the beach?
She wanted to test the waters of her next chapter.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's ok, he woke up.
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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Why did the art teacher get promoted?
She could draw conclusions.
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Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?
It had a really good point.
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Why did the feline fail the lie detector test?
Because he be lion.
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Why did the English teacher go to court?
She lost her case — and her briefcase.
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Why did the globe feel dizzy at school?
The teacher kept making it spin.
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Why was the science textbook feeling overwhelmed?
It had way too many problems — and they were all physical.
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Why did the student eat his math homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi.
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Why did the lunch tray apply for a promotion?
It was tired of being pushed around.
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
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What kind of school do you go to if you're a giant?
High school.
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Why did the school calendar break up with the planner?
Their days together were numbered.
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Why did the student bring a mirror to the exam?
For self-reflection.