Why did the student bring a mirror to the exam?
For self-reflection.
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Why did the school calendar break up with the planner?
Their days together were numbered.
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What kind of school do you go to if you're a giant?
High school.
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What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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What do you call a sleeping classroom?
A bored room.
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Why was the geometry teacher always happy?
Everything in her life had a point.
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Why do algebra teachers make great dancers?
They know all the right moves — and the variables.
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Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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What did the school bus say to the students on Monday?
I'm wheelie not ready for this week either.
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Why did the student stare at the orange juice carton?
It said concentrate.
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday school.
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Why did the spelling bee champion never lose?
She always had the last word.
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Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
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Why did the globe feel dizzy at school?
The teacher kept making it spin.
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Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?
He'd have to convert.
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What did the math teacher order at the Mexican restaurant?
A pi-neapple quesadilla.
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Why do grammar teachers love the park?
Because of all the proper nouns sitting on the benches.
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Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?
It had a really good point.
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Why did the lunch tray apply for a promotion?
It was tired of being pushed around.