What did the astronaut say after crashing into the moon?
I Apollo-gize!
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20 Best Space Dad Jokes
Out-of-this-world puns from across the galaxy.
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What do you call a frozen orbit?
A cold front-ier!
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What do you call a crazy space traveler?
An astro-nut!
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What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial!
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What did Earth say to the other planets at the comedy show?
You guys have no atmosphere!
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed more space!
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Where do astronauts hangout after work?
At the spacebar.
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What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.
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What did the astronaut say when he stepped in gum?
I'm stuck in orbit!
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday school.
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Why did the sun never go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
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What do you call a spaceship that sings?
Apollo-gy accepted — it was a-cappella!
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What do you call a nervous planet?
Saturn — because it's always got rings around it!
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What do you call a space detective?
A stargazer with a case!
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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket.
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On a bunny-moon.
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way!
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Why are astronauts always so clean?
They take meteor showers!
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Why did the star go to school?
To get a little brighter!