Animals Dad Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple?

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

Where do young cows eat lunch?

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?