Animals Dad Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Did you know that protons have mass?

How do you get two whales in a car?

Why did the man run around his bed?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Ever wondered why bees hum?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?