Animals Dad Jokes

What did the duck say after buying new shoes?

Put it on my bill.

What do you call a sleeping lizard?

A calm-eleon.

Why don't alligators like fast food?

Because they can't catch it.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?

A funny bunny.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

What do you call a family of musical cats?

A mew-sical ensemble!