Animals Dad Jokes

What do you call a bird that sticks to everything?

A vel-crow.

Why don't elephants use computers?

They're afraid of the mouse.

What do you call a cat who bowls?

An alley cat.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a big bill.

What do you call a dog that loves bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What do you call a fish that practices medicine?

A sturgeon.

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.