Cars Dad Jokes

What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolks-wagen!

Why did the car refuse dessert?

It was already full — of gas!

What do you call a magic car?

A Lambor-genie!

Why do race cars never get lonely?

Because they always have a lap to sit on!

What do you call a nervous car?

A Dodge!

Why did the sedan feel left out?

Because all the cool cars were pickup trucks and they never picked it up!

What do you call a car that loves salad?

A Volkswagen Beet-le!

Why was the car embarrassed?

Because it got caught with its hood up!

What do you call a car that tells fibs?

A Lie-cense plate!

Why did the car see a therapist?

It had a breakdown!