Cars Dad Jokes

What's a car's favorite meal?

Brake-fast!

Why did the GPS break up with the driver?

They kept going in different directions!

What do you call a dinosaur driving a car?

Tyrannosaurus Rex-less driver!

Why do electric cars make terrible comedians?

Their delivery has no gas!

What did the tire say to the other tire at retirement?

I'm tired of this job!

Why did the car go to school?

To improve its drive!

What do you call a car in a swimming pool?

A carpool!

Why did the mechanic break up with the car?

There was too much exhaust-ion in the relationship!

What do you call a car that's been to the gym?

A muscle car!

Why don't cars ever win at poker?

Because they always show their turn signals!