Cars Dad Jokes

What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew-chew train.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?

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Have you heard the story about the magic tractor?

It drove down the road and turned into a field.

You know that cemetery up the road?

People are dying to get in there.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.