Cars Dad Jokes

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda!

Why did the traffic light turn red?

Because it had to change in front of everyone!

Why did the car apply for a job?

It wanted to quit being idle!

What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew-chew train.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

Have you heard the story about the magic tractor?

It drove down the road and turned into a field.

You know that cemetery up the road?

People are dying to get in there.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says...

"How do you drive this thing?"

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.