Christmas Dad Jokes

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rude-olph!

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

Because it soots him!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?

I dont know, its all up in the air.

Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?

Because he's used to working with a flue.

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas.

Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.