Christmas Dad Jokes

Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?

Because he's used to working with a flue.

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas.

Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

Because he has low elf esteem.

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg?

Try icing it.