Clothing Dad Jokes

What do you call a fashionable crab?

A snappy dresser!

Why did the sock go to the doctor?

It had a hole in its sole!

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits!

Why did the zipper break up with the button?

Things between them kept getting stuck!

What do you call a hat that tells jokes?

A cap comedian — it always tops them off!

Why did the shirt go to school?

To get buttoned up on its studies!

What do you call pants that play music?

Bell-bottoms!

Why did the scarecrow become a fashion designer?

He was outstanding in his field — and had great threads!

What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

A slipper!

Why did the belt get arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants!