Clothing Dad Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

Why did the m&m go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers!

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What has three letters and starts with gas?

A Car.