Clothing Dad Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top?

Because it was armless.

What happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?

A woolly jumper!

Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From a second hand store.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.