Construction Dad Jokes

Why did the jackhammer break up with the sidewalk?

There were too many cracks in the relationship!

What do you call a construction worker who loves poetry?

A rebar-d!

Why did the drywall installer win the debate?

He had a solid argument and nailed every point!

What did the cement mixer say on its birthday?

Let's get this party stirred up!

Why did the crane operator get straight A's?

He was great at picking things up!

What did the architect say when the building was finished?

That's a wrap — no more framing!

Why do concrete workers have great memories?

Because everything they do is set in stone!

What's a bricklayer's least favorite day?

When everything comes crumbling down!

Why did the construction worker sleep on the job?

He was building up rest!

What do you call a crane that tells jokes?

A lift of the party!