Construction Dad Jokes

Why did the construction site feel insecure?

Everyone kept talking about its foundation issues!

What did the screw say to the drill?

You really drive me in circles!

Why did the beam get promoted?

Because it was outstanding in its field — and load-bearing!

What do scaffolds and good friends have in common?

They both support you when things get high!

Why did the electrician become a construction worker?

He wanted to stay grounded!

What do you call a lazy bulldozer?

A bulldozer — it's always pushing things off!

Why do construction workers make great comedians?

They always bring down the house!

What did the roof say to the house?

I've got you covered!

Why did the hammer go to school?

To hit the books!

What's a builder's favorite type of music?

Heavy metal!