Construction Dad Jokes

Why did the electrician become a construction worker?

He wanted to stay grounded!

What do you call a lazy bulldozer?

A bulldozer — it's always pushing things off!

Why do construction workers make great comedians?

They always bring down the house!

What did the roof say to the house?

I've got you covered!

Why did the hammer go to school?

To hit the books!

Why don't construction workers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the blueprint!

What did the wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why was the construction worker so good at baseball?

He really knew how to nail it!

What do you call a belt made of watches on a construction site?

A waist of time!

Why did the construction worker break up with the calculator?

He couldn't count on it anymore!