Construction Dad Jokes

Why don't construction workers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the blueprint!

What did the wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why was the construction worker so good at baseball?

He really knew how to nail it!

What do you call a belt made of watches on a construction site?

A waist of time!

Why did the construction worker break up with the calculator?

He couldn't count on it anymore!

What do you call a snake who builds houses?

A boa constructor!

What do you call two guys hanging out by your window?

Kurt & Rod.

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

A boy dug three holes in the yard.

When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"