Construction Dad Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

"HDMI"

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.