Construction Dad Jokes

What do you call a snake who builds houses?

A boa constructor!

What do you call two guys hanging out by your window?

Kurt & Rod.

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

A boy dug three holes in the yard.

When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI.