Family Dad Jokes

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes?

Where’s the bin?

A boy dug three holes in the yard.

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"

Can I watch the TV?

Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?