Family Dad Jokes

Why do parents always carry a map?

Because their kids keep driving them up the wall!

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn?

Why did the dad bring a ladder to the family reunion?

Because he wanted to raise the bar!

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

How do you teach a kid to climb stairs?

There is a step by step guide.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.