Family Dad Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

How do you teach a kid to climb stairs?

There is a step by step guide.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two...

Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes?

The owlet malls.

Where’s the bin?

Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!