Halloween Dad Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the boos!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I scream!

Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?

They don't have the stomach for it.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.