Halloween Dad Jokes

Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador.

Why did the clown have neck pain?

- Because he slept funny

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?

They don't have the stomach for it.