History Dad Jokes

Why did the medieval knight always carry a pencil?

In case they needed to draw their sword!

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads “Small medium at large.”.

When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.

It always was my achilles elbow.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.