History Dad Jokes

Why was the archaeology exam so easy?

Because all the answers were in ruins!

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

The same middle name!

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to the dentist?

Because Egypt had de-Nile about its cavities!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock!

Why did the medieval knight always carry a pencil?

In case they needed to draw their sword!

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads “Small medium at large.”

When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.

It always was my achilles elbow

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.