What do you call a mathematician who hates negative numbers?
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Why was the calculus teacher so popular at parties?
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What did the hypotenuse say to the two legs of the triangle?
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Why did the integer refuse to become a decimal?
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What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?
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Why did the exponent feel superior?
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What do you call a teapot full of math equations?
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Why was the geometry book always in a bad mood?
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What did the even number say to the odd number?
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Why did the math teacher plant old worksheets in her garden?
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