Medical Dad Jokes

What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?

Time to get your booster!

What do you call a fake noodle in the hospital?

An im-pasta with a medical condition!

Why are doctors always calm?

Because they have a lot of patients!

What did the doctor say to the patient who swallowed a watch?

Don't worry, we have plenty of time!

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

It was feeling stuffed up!

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist!

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing their own incision?

Suture self!

Why did the doctor carry a red pen?

In case they needed to draw blood!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.