Medical Dad Jokes

What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot?

It got in tents.

What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?

I’ll ketch up

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?

” “Awful”

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?

They don't have the stomach for it.

Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?

Because he's used to working with a flue.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.