Medical Dad Jokes

Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?

Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot?

It got in tents.

What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?

I’ll ketch up.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?

” “Awful”.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!