Medical Dad Jokes

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?

They don't have the stomach for it.

Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?

Because he's used to working with a flue.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Why do nurses carry around red crayons?

Sometimes they need to draw blood.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.