Medical Dad Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1...

or 2?

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg?

Try icing it.

Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now?

Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What time should you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!