Music Dad Jokes

Why was the music teacher so good at baseball?

She had perfect pitch.

Why did the orchestra go fishing?

They wanted to catch some bass.

What do you call a musician who just broke up?

Decomposing.

Why did the trombone player go to jail?

He was caught with a concealed slide.

Why did the musician refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of the shuffle.

What genre of music are balloons afraid of?

Pop.

Why did the drummer get kicked out of class?

He wouldn't stop beating around the bush.

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug.

Why did the singer climb a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

What do you call a cow that plays guitar?

A moo-sician.