Music Dad Jokes

Why did the music note go to the principal's office?

It was always getting into treble.

Why did the piano player keep banging his head?

He was playing by ear.

What do you call a family of musical cats?

A mew-sical ensemble!

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Why are basketball players messy eaters?

Because they are always dribbling.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?

” Because every play has a cast.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two...

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.