Nature Dad Jokes

What did the flashlight say when it ran out of batteries?

I'm completely de-lighted.

Why did the hiking boot go to therapy?

It had too much sole-searching to do.

What do you call a mosquito that loves to hike?

A trail biter.

Why did the compass break up with the map?

It lost its sense of direction in the relationship.

What did the campfire say to the marshmallow?

You're looking pretty toasty tonight.

Why did the sleeping bag file a complaint?

It was tired of being walked all over at the campsite.

What do you call a bear that loves camping in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Why did the tent go to the doctor?

It had too many poles and still couldn't stand up straight.

What did the hailstorm write in its diary?

Today was really ice to meet everyone.

Why did the fog get a promotion?

It kept rising to the occasion.