Ocean Dad Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in a snowbank?

Shiver me timbers!

How do pirates prefer to communicate?

Aye to aye.

What's a pirate's favorite type of exercise?

The plank.

Why did the pirate go to school?

To improve his arrrticulation.

What did the clownfish say on its first day of work?

I hope nobody thinks I'm just clowning around!

Why did the orca join a band?

Because it already had killer vocals!

What did the barnacle say when it got a new home?

I'm really attached to this place!

Why did the starfish fail the interview?

It couldn't handle the pressure — it kept going to pieces!

What do you call a sea creature that does math?

An octo-plus!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the seafood restaurant?

The bill was too big!