Why did the crab get bad grades?
Because it kept getting caught in the current!
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What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
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Why did the whale blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.
Then it just clicked.
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Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrr!
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster!
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What's a pirate's favorite type of exercise?
The plank.
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What's a whale's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune!
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Why did the squid cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
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What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?
That tasted a little funny!
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What do you call a penguin in the Sahara?
Lost!
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Why did the sailor bring a bar of soap to sea?
To wash up on shore!
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What's a pirate's worst nightmare at a restaurant?
A sunken chest — with no gold, just the buffet.
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Why did the orca join a band?
Because it already had killer vocals!
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How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye.
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Why did the pirate buy an eye patch on sale?
It was a great see-through deal.
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What do you call a pirate who skips class?
Captain Hooky.
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What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
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Why did the whale start singing?
Because it wanted to drop a hit single — a whale of a tune!