Why don't clams ever donate to charity?
Because they're tight with their mussels!
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Why don't clams ever donate to charity?
Because they're tight with their mussels!
What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?
That tasted a little funny!
What's a pirate's favorite type of exercise?
The plank.
Why did the crab get bad grades?
Because it kept getting caught in the current!
I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.
Then it just clicked.
What's a pirate's worst nightmare at a restaurant?
A sunken chest — with no gold, just the buffet.
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrr!
What's a whale's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune!
What did the boat say to its Valentine?
You really float my boat!
Why don't fish do well on school tests?
Because they're always swimming below C level!
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a fish that won't shut up?
A big-mouth bass!
What did the sea say to the sand?
We have to stop meeting like this.
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved — but the pirate took a bow.
What do you call a fish that knows addition?
An octo-plus!
Why did the whale blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why did the whale start singing?
Because it wanted to drop a hit single — a whale of a tune!