Why don't clams ever donate to charity?
Because they're tight with their mussels!
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20 Best Ocean & Pirate Dad Jokes
Seas the day with these nautical groaners.
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Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrr!
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What did the boat say to its Valentine?
You really float my boat!
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What's a pirate's worst nightmare at a restaurant?
A sunken chest — with no gold, just the buffet.
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What's a pirate's favorite type of exercise?
The plank.
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Why did the crab get bad grades?
Because it kept getting caught in the current!
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Why did the squid cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
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What's a whale's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune!
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What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?
That tasted a little funny!
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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.
Then it just clicked.
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What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!
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Why did the whale blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
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What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved — but the pirate took a bow.
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Why don't fish do well on school tests?
Because they're always swimming below C level!
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What did the sea say to the sand?
We have to stop meeting like this.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
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What do you call a fish that won't shut up?
A big-mouth bass!
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What do you call a fish that knows addition?
An octo-plus!
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What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
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Why did the whale start singing?
Because it wanted to drop a hit single — a whale of a tune!