Ocean Dad Jokes

What do you call a fish that won't shut up?

A big-mouth bass!

Why did the sailor bring a bar of soap to sea?

To wash up on shore!

What did the tuna say when it aced the exam?

I'm on a roll!

Why did the squid cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you call a fish that floats at the top?

Bob!

Why don't clams ever donate to charity?

Because they're tight with their mussels!

What do you call a crab that throws things?

A lobster — because they're always a little snippy!

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the sea weed!

What did the ocean say when it saw the oil tanker?

Well, that's crude!

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to throw fish!