Ocean Dad Jokes

What do you call a fish that practices law?

A legal gill!

Why did the whale start singing?

Because it wanted to drop a hit single — a whale of a tune!

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing — it just waved!

Why did the shrimp refuse to share its treasure?

Because it was a little shellfish!

Why did the seahorse file a police report?

It got mussel-d!

What's a whale's favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune!

Why did the jellyfish start a band?

Because it had electric skills!

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara?

Lost!

Why don't fish do well on school tests?

Because they're always swimming below C level!

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!