Ocean Dad Jokes

Why did the sailor bring a pencil to the ocean?

In case he had to draw the anchor!

What did the wave say to the surfer?

Have a swell time!

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it's R, but it's really the C!

What do you call a fish that knows addition?

An octo-plus!

Why did the whale blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?

That tasted a little funny!

Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships!

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!