Ocean Dad Jokes

Why did the crab get bad grades?

Because it kept getting caught in the current!

Why did the crab never share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why don't oysters share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What did the sea say to the sand?

We have to stop meeting like this.

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.

Then it just clicked.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.