Ocean Dad Jokes

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why is the ocean always blue?

Because the shore never waves back.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.