Why don't calendars ever get stressed?
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puns
How does Moses make his coffee?
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coffeepuns
Why did the tomato turn red?
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foodpuns
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
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workpuns
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
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How many bones are in the human hand?
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