Puns Dad Jokes

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the gig?

To reach the high notes.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

Why did the coffee call the police?

It got mugged.

Why do opticians live so long?

Because they dilate.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur's snack?

Dinosnores.

Why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer?

He was outstanding in his field of journalism.

Why did the thesaurus break up with the dictionary?

It found a better way to say 'I love you.'

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Why don't calendars ever get stressed?

Because they always take things one day at a time.